JOkES OF THE DAY.
NONSENSE SMS(edited version)
aim:To recruit shrink cocky into SCC(small cock clan)-.-
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VP:chairman,i created a drink that can shrink cocky.
CHAIRMAN:oh really?! what ingredient do u use?
VP:100 years old virgin and first baby' urine.mix it well together,
CHAIRMAN:great!got hope in our clan.
VP:ya.but we got brilliant idea.
CHAIRMAN:what then?
VP:i now designing the nuclear balloons.the big balloon will float up and burst with the gas containing same chemical reaction.
CHAIRMAN:why not we use hot air balloon?
VP:no.the gas wil diffuse and concentration of the gas will be low.so wont be so effective.use balloon better.those inhale wih these gas sure.........
CHAIRMAN:but how?
VP:evaporate or change the drink that i created into gasous state and pump it into the balloons with helium gas so to make it float.helium gas will have lower denseity then the atmosphere.Eventually the balloon will burst and you know....wahaha.
CHAIRMAN:good research.u attack bp then jurong then continue still wan me teach u?
VP:no.within an hour S'pore will be down as i created "small gay bomb" with a radiance of 500km. explosive.everyone will have small cock.
CHAIRMAN:animal leh?
VP:no mercy on animal too.
CHAIRMAN:okay.gd research.wad do u plan to do,mojojojo?
VP:after taking dwn S'pore.we invade malaysia.but we must see the wind direction.it must be northern wind.balloons then can blow swiftly and spread.
CHAIRMAN:ok.i am the doge of Spore soon.then we will invade Asian this yr.next year,anther continent.first thing first.recruit more ppl.
VP:-.-"......................................
Funny ya?for me its darm funny and crazy..haha
what we could have been, 9:09 PM.
